I used a sharp-beyond-belief CutCo brand pearl-handle serrated knife to bang on and loosen the top of a jar of canned peaches. I removed the lid, thinking Mmm … delicious! That’s when I made a really big mistake.
Not because I’m dumb. I’m actually an Ivy League grad, though I admit to having majored in low B’s.
Not because I’m lazy. I may be slowing down at 57, but I’m no sloth.
Not because I historically have made a ton of mistakes. My life “track record” isn’t all that bad.
Actually, I committed this grievous error because I fell into an all-too-human trap: